That train selfie. #Killem I must thank and s/o @manna1994 for the beenie! Love ya! One of my favorite gifts! :D Put your orders in now people! It’ll be cold soon

That train selfie. #Killem I must thank and s/o @manna1994 for the beenie! Love ya! One of my favorite gifts! :D Put your orders in now people! It’ll be cold soon

Tags: killem

It’s the not knowing that’s the worst.

It’s the not knowing that’s the worst.

rosebadwolf-tyler:

dduane:

thyartisdisney:

LABRATHOR

"Worthy."

#pretty sure all dogs are worthy enough to carry the hammer#can you imagine thor going to a dog park and playing fetch with the hammer#’go mighty canine friend fetch me my hammer if thou art worthy!’#’who’s the worthiest? you aaarrree’ (via winchesterlicious)

ruinedchildhood:

when you make cereal but realize you’re out of milk..

A very appropriate reaction.
#StopLeavingEmptyOrLessThanDecentServingOfSomethingInTheFridge #EmptyMilkCarton

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Tags: lmao

freakology101:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
  2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
  3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
  4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
  5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
  6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
  7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

just in case guys

(via beautifulbahamian)

(..cont.)

There was a bunch of goofing off today on my part, vocally and playing piano. But I had a fun moment turn serious when singing Latch by Disclosure/Sam Smith, annnd needless to say that song is intimidating to try to sing, with some of those highs. But yeah, i really enjoy that song, its smooth, catchy,
I feel it. I sing and hum that song to death when nobody’s around.
Anyhow long story short, I just opened my mouth and my lungs did.. something right. Like I forgot the challenge and the fear of trying to be the singer of the track, because i was simply enjoying singing it.

Thats just A/one song though, i gotta found a way to make this feeling more universal.

Tags: me singing

Singing.

Here’s a tidbit I learned about singing today.
It is mostly confidence. When youre FEELING a track, it usually goes smoother, even if its “out of your range”
Being in this Chorale taught me that there’s so many different voices a song can be sung in, SATB, and of course all the subdivisions.
After finding a particular harmony, so long as it’s in the key, then its just owning that line.
Tis all.
There’s no rule saying you have to be Beyonce or Sam Smith or Michael Jackson, while singing their record.

Think about back up singers and how they sing lower or higher (depending on what’s comfortable); and how their vocal lines can stand alone as it’s own version.

Basically. Make it work for you. Find the key/a comfortable key and line. Be consistent. Have fun with it.

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.
PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.

PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

(Source: stupidimagesforcraziestpeople, via ruinedchildhood)

I just find it so strange that Janet’s

highkeygay:

majiinboo:

howtobeterrell:

One black titty at a Super Bowl game could tarnish her 20+ year career

But Madonna has been flashing us her dusty hot pocket for the past 3 thousand years she’s been in the game and has walked away completely unscathed….

Hmm

image

DUSTY HOT POCKET

(via schoefflings)

My Morning Laugh: How i feel when I’m getting ready in the AM. #Lmao #reallytho Smile this morning y’all. It’s gon be alright :)

Tags: reallytho lmao